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| How are you back? |
| Ever tried shattering a triangle, pal? You just make more triangles. You can’t keep a good man down, and you can’t keep a bad idea dead! |
| Who summoned you back? |
| I’m here for a limited time only to promote the delicious new dog hair-flavored shake at participating Burger King restaurants! Burger King: Taste The Dog Hair! |
| Who is the Axolotl? |
| Gesundheit! |
| What can we expect from this book? |
| Expect the other books on your shelf to be jealous! They might try to rip my pages out while you’re not looking. Keep my book in a bulletproof safe! |
| What’s the weirdest dream you’ve seen? |
| Yours last night, creep! You might wanna see a therapist — but a therapist might not wanna see you! |
| Which of Mabel’s sweaters would you want to own? |
| Why would I want to wear a sweater during the summer? Think for a second, Jack! |
| Can you apologize to Mabel? |
| For what? Making her Wikipedia entry worth reading? |
| If you had to pick a favorite dimension, which would it be? |
| The one where you think of more interesting questions! |
| Finally, any message for your readers? |
| Vxuh, exw lp qrw whoolqj brx! Brx’oo mxvw kdyh wr exb wkh\xa0errn! |
