Welp,\xa0the Paris Olympics are officially underway, and thank goodness you have me, a top-rated, world-renowned sports expert, to tell you what the fuck has happened so far. Yeah, if we’re being candid, I’m about as non-sporty as they get. However, as someone who has little to no regard for men, it does give me great joy to see women dominating —\xa0icons like Simone Biles, Torri Huske, and Ilona Maher are super exciting to watch, even if you’re in the me category. I dare say I’m kind of actually getting into the Olympics this year. \xa0 If you aren’t quite as dedicated to the Olympics as I am in this new era, shame on you. JK, JK. But to help you out, here are\xa0the top five stories from the first weekend of the Paris Olympics. |
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How To Sound Like An Expert When Talking About The Olympics |
Every two years\xa0the Olympics\xa0roll around and I realize, hey, I know nothing about\xa0any of these athletes\xa0or events. Who is the star of the men’s beach volleyball team? Couldn’t tell you. Who’s in contention to break a world record in the discus throw? No idea.\xa0At watch parties I sit silently eating my mozz sticks with no fun banter to offer to the group, or nod along “knowingly” at work when the obligatory pre-meeting small talk falls on the games.\xa0 \xa0 If this sounds like you, you’re in luck, because we put together a handy guide of fun facts and trivia about Paris 2024 that will transform you into the most learned Olympic scholar there ever was. Everyone will marvel at your intelligence and wit.\xa0Alex Cooper will need to clear the way, because Peacock will be knocking down your door to offer you an anchor spot for 2026! Here’s\xa0what to say when you want to join in on Olympic talk this year.\xa0 |
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Everything We Know About Coco Gauff's Mystery Love Off The Court |
And just like that the\xa02024 Summer Olympics\xa0are upon us. There have already been some major losses, like that surfer\xa0who accidentally pantsed himself on international television. But of course, there have also already been some incredible wins too, and I’m not just\xa0talking about Simone Biles\xa0playing through an injury. First-time Olympian Coco Gauff has taken another step in her New Balances towards winning gold by\xa0beating Argentina’s Maria Lourdes Carle in her second-round match\xa0during the first Olympic weekend. It’s obvious the tennis phenom has tunnel vision for gold at the moment, so it makes sense that the rest of the world has tunnel vision for finding out literally everything and anything to do with Coco’s life as soon as possible. Call it Olympic fever. And while I’m sure Coco would rather talk about love on the court, people\xa0are\xa0curious about her personal life, too. Grab your rackets, it’s time to look… respectfully… at\xa0Coco Gauff’s boyfriend and dating history. |
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Transparent Queen Ariana Madix Reveals All The Work She's Had Done On Her Face |
We’re all well aware that in Hollywood, getting cosmetic procedures is basically as common as getting a \\$7 latte. (Just ask Gypsy Rose Blanchard!) But unfortunately, many reality icons, actors, and pop stars like to pretend that their shockingly youthful appearances are just excellent genes or a miracle. I get why they don’t all feel like discussing their procedures, but it’s annoying, because then we all compare ourselves to them and feel shitty. \xa0 Thank goodness for\xa0our candid, for-the-girls goddess, Ariana Madix. The reality queen just finished hosting season 6 of\xa0Love Island U.S.A., and I swear she was glowing in every single episode. That face card has certainly never declined. When a beauty influencer made a video speculating about the work Ariana’s had done on her face,\xa0the\xa0Vanderpump Rules\xa0star generously left a comment\xa0detailing her entire cosmetic enhancement journey. So, there are no secrets when it comes to Ariana’s gorgeous face! Here’s\xa0everything Ariana Madix has done to her face so far. |
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