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THE birddogs BOYS PRESENT: |
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Sam found a positive test in the bathroom and believes he and Karl will have to raise a child together. |
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Sam and Karl took several photos of their p*nises just to have them on the record at the time of the incident.\xa0 |
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They both agreed not to share the photos and they both instantly reneged on that deal. \xa0\xa0 |
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Sam and Karl came up with a list of potential names for the baby. |
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They thought it would only be fair to blend their names together. \xa0 \xa0 \xa0\xa0 |
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Karl called his parents to tell them the news and they couldn’t be happier.\xa0 |
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That is until Karl told them Sam was involved.\xa0 |
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Sam and Karl realized they weren’t ready to be co-parents until they could take care of themselves. |
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They reached a big milestone last week when they figured out how to run the dishwasher.\xa0 |
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Upon closer inspection, it turned out the “pregnancy test” was actually just John’s positive COVID test.\xa0 |
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The guys spent the next 2 days sneaking glue into John’s cereal after they discovered he couldn’t taste or smell. |
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