We Found The First 6-Star Football Recruit

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SAMMY "TOUCH DOWN" SIMONIS BACK FOR THE 4TH

Get to know this D2 All-American football legend.

YOU HAVEN'T PEAKED UNTIL YOU'VE TRIED THESE SHORTS

Sammy Simon loved tossing tuddies.

He also loved huffing whip-its, doing donuts in the parking lot, and 5'7" women who wore an alarming amount of makeup.\xa0

Sammy got sent home from his Michigan recruitment visit after hosing 36 Bud Heavys at a party.

While getting forcibly removed from the premises, he kept saying, "I'm a legend that won't ever die."

Sammy was voted Minnesota's best high school quarterback in '03.

He was also voted "Most Likely to send a DP at 2am" by his senior class.

Sammy once led his team to a state semifinal win with a torn ACL.

Later that afternoon, sky high on Valium, Sammy drove into a pool during a family gathering screaming, "I'm going to die!"

GET GYM SHORTS DESIGNED IN AMERICA... MADE? WHO'S TO SAY

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