🧐 If my math is correct...
Spending \\$50 will get yousoooomuch more than just free shipping in ourshop.
Really. (and by really, I mean jokingly)
Here's how I see it:
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Paying for shipping makes everyone a little sad.
😭\xa0 But when you get free shipping, you avoid all that, potentially saving you a few tears. And a little bit of snot. (oh come on, they travel together, we all know it!)
💰Savings:\\$0.10 on tissues. \\$0.20 if you're an ugly cryer like me.
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Time is money.
⏰\\$50 in our shop will buy youenough lip balmto have one, well, everywhere, saving you all sorts of time since you'll never be stuck looking for a tube.
💰 Savings:your time is priceless, so we should we even try to quantify that?
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Our lip balms?
💄They smell amazing. And theright flavorcan even bring you back in time to relive some of your favorite memories.
💰Savings:at least \\$100 kajillion dollars for a time machine that hasn't been invented yet.
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See?
🤷\u200d♀️ Our free shipping is so free, you can't even put a price on it.
And it kicks in automatically on all orders over \\$50!
😂 This concludes my math lesson.
I hope you found it as amusing to read as it was for me to write.
And yes, your 10% off code is still valid for one more day - be sure to use it quick!
Here it is:
