Reason, emotion, and in some cases the full weight of our justice system all seem to be powerless against them. Nothing we hurl at Ted Cruz or Anthony Kiedis will make them any less delighted with themselves. But if you can’t shame them, you can at least make yourself smile. Here's how. |
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Finding the good stuff is the hard part—we did that for you. |
| An exclusive tour with Creative Director Nick Sullivan. |
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Scientific fact: No one has ever smiled while saying the word father. Bowed their head in respect or fear? For sure. Followed it with the wordfigure? You know it. Included it in the title of their “brave and unsparing” memoir? You betcha. Magazines (this one included!) love nothing more than to furrow their brow and devote pages upon pages to the state of American fatherhood. It’s no wonder, with a word—a figure—so looming, that every man, on some level, fears turning into his father. Becoming a father is serious business. Unless you work at the White House or are a surgeon of some kind, raising a kid is likely the most important thing you’ll ever do. The stakes are high enough to make a guy wonder whether he should be a father at all. Our radical suggestion? Don’t do it. Don’t become a father. Become a dad instead. |
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Rep. Troy Nehls called Paul Ryan a "piece of garbage" for suggesting in the gentlest way imaginable that Trump may not be the hero our country needs. |
| Whether you’re a first-time dad trying to decipher your baby’s cries or a seasoned vet navigating tantrums or teen backtalk, we’re here to offer practical, evidence-based ideas, with zero judgment. |
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I got called on to consult for a friend’s belt purchase. That’s the life I live. I’m happy to help someone drive anywhere, move apartments, or anchor a TV to the wall. I’m cool being a menswear consultant, but a belt felt kind of mundane. “What’s a good belt to buy? I know you’ve got opinions” was the ask. Is that all I’m good for? Not sure, but my friend was dead-on, because I’ve got some fucking belt opinions. |
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