The Underpants Gnomes Have Spoken

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A Perfect note from a happy wife: "Literally. Take. My. Money. My husband has a long torso vs inseam, and he's a sturdy boy, so jeans inevitably look baggy, saggy, and crack-y. Because the croch slips below the fulcrum, he regularly splits the seam. There's no way that's happening with these. They fit like pants should fit. He looks 😍 but more importantly he feels sexy and his confidence is back! These are the perfect jeans. P.S. First step: make underwear. Third step: profit. Signed, Happy wife"

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Us:

"You see, Phase 1: Collect underpants. Phase 2: ... Phase 3: Profit!"

We're gonna keep saying it:
Perfect underpants need to happen!
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